Committee ka lean period aa gaya hai!!!

 

sojanye se

myself shooter ji apka pyara CEO

aaj mai ailaan karta hu dunia ke saame ki committee mai new opportunities, changes, new marriages and corona ke wajah se 30 June 2021 tak lean period lagu kia ja raha hai. Asha kartu hu ki sabko apne saare ruke hue kaam complete karne ka, new skills develop karne ka and relaxation ka mauka milega.

Iss time ke beech agar koi singlebuchi member unreachable ho toh ho sakta hai wo koi ghamasan activity mai busy ho. har member ka legal right hai lean period ka full faida uthana~~~

Sabko strict mandate hai ki dher saaari nayi chiz seekh ke aye. Asha karta hu lean period ke baad sab full form mai dhakad kaam karenge world peace and national unity ke liye~~~

buchi ji jindabaad
modi ji jindabaad
phanne aali mata jindabaad

Aagaya hai naya saal muarakkk! 2021

 

 

soanye se myself shooter Ji apka adarshwaadi CEO
aaj mai hamare leader garv phanne ji and duniya ki top god phanne aali mata ke naitritav mai saari dunia ko happy new year 2021 ki shubhkamnaye deta hu
 

Buchi ji ki hogai shadi!!!!!!!! sabko bhadai

 

sojanye se

ho gai hai shadi hamare founding chairman ki

ab wo honeymoon pe ja rahe hai isliye jisne bhi iss time unko pareshan kia uspe aaand mand ki gaali hai

committee massani ground pe dawaat rakhi hai kal shaam

corona ke hisab se aana

Shooter ji ki shapat

 

sojanye se myself shooter ji ceo tuglakabad gaam wale

aaj mai aap sabke samne shapat leta hu ki apne jiwan mai buchi ji shaan ko sabse upar rakhunga

jitni seva ho payegi wo puri karunga~~~ jaan bhi deni padi toh dunga

jo bucchi ji ke baaare mai untt shantt bolta dikha toh uski aisi taisi kar dungga

puri seva kaunga saaf mann se

mann mai biswas pura hai biswaas

bucchi ji jindabaad
modi ji jindabaad
phanne aali mata jindabaaad

Buchi ji ki shadi hui pakki!! ab hogi maha party

 

Sojanye se

Myself shooter ji apka favourite ceo in singlebuchi ke aale mai

Aaj mai itni badi news laya hu ki aap khushi se jhoom uthenge
Dharti kaap jayegi
Kyuki hamare founding chairman Buchi ji ki shadi pakki ho gai hai

5 December ko naach naach ke dance floor tod dena hai sab members ne milke

ye moka dubara nahi milega

jai phanne aali mata

Buchi ji ka hua bhahishkar ~ ab hoga virodh pradarshan

 

sojanye se~~ myself shooter ji~~

aaj mai bohot badi khabar laya hu

hamare cheif photoshop officer ne hamare chairperson buchi ji ka bahishkar aur maan hani kia hai~~

bohot ghamaasan ladai hone ke aasar hai~~ kuch bhi ho sakta hai situation bohot tense hai

 dono hi members poori committee ke bohot aziz hai isliye mamla pechida hai~~

myself shooter ji CEO hone ke naate resolution karane ka pran leta hu

asha karta hu ek baar phir prem aur bhaichara bana rahega

jai phanne aale mata

What is Bhangad Virus?

 

sojanye se 

myself shooter ji ~~ best ceo of the world

jaisa ki aapne suna hi hoga ki kaafi din se news mai aa raha hai ki ek naya virus market mai aa gaya hai. iss naye virus ko scientsists ne naam dia hai BHANGAD VIRUS. 

ye naam isliye dia gaya hai kyuki iska origin Bhangad Mohalla, Tuglakabad Village, New delhi mai paya gaya hai. Myself shooter ji mujhe ye hua tha par thik ho gaya.

Iske symptoms hai:

• black potty
• stomach pain
• butt pain
• mild piles
•  thigh cramps

Iska illaj:

abhi mila nahi hai~~~ sab dhund rahe hai~~ asha karta hu mil jayega

How to wear mask to get coronavirus infection?

sojanye se

myself shooter ji apka pyara CEO

Aaj mai pesh karta hu hamari pyari somya ji ki coronavirus special pictures. isme inhone dikhaya hai ki kaise pehne mask coronavirus infection se infect hone ke liye.

maza hi aa gaya~~~ wah re wah~~ jai phanne aali mata

 

 

 

Bohot bhadhaiyan~ ho gai shadi Vinesh ji ki

sojanye se myself ceo shooter ji 

aaj mujhe bohot khushi hai ye batate hue ki mere right hand vinesh ji ki shadi ho gai hai~~~ ye single buchi committee ke founding member, cheif design officer, lead photoshop specialist hain. Inhone 2009 mai akshay khanna ji se sath milke AVSIM Revolution jaise bade revolution ki sthapana ki thi.

Aaj hum saari committee ki taraf se vinesh ji ko apni paawan shadi ki bohot bohot bhadiyan dete hai

jai phanna~~ jai mata di ~~ jai modi ji

SingleBuchi now on instagram!!!

sojanye se

myself respected shooter ji

ek badi khabar ayi hai dunia ke aale mai

singlebuchi aale ab aage hai instagram ke aale mai~~~~~~

abb avega bohot maja~~~~

sab follow kar lo abhi ki abhi

https://www.instagram.com/singlebuchi/

Coronavirus can be cured 100% with Aloo Parantha

Sojanye se myself shooter ji~~~

Mai aaj ye saari dunia ko batana chahta hu ki asthal mandir ke kirti shyam lal maharaj ne bataya hai ki corona virus ka ek hi illaj hai.. aalo ke paranthay~~

Mata na naam leke Daba ke aaloo ke paranthay khao aachar aur butter laga ke.. isse high fat organisms electrons ke sath mil ke body ko corona ke virus se ladne ki shakti dete hai~~~~~~~~

Jai mata di~~~ Bach gaye

Bhangad mohalla is world's best mohalla

sojanye se

myself apka pyara shooter ji

aaj ek elaan karta hu ki bhangad mohalla ab tak ki duniya ke aale mai best mohalla hai.....................................

2007 mai ye slum type tha par aaj ekdum developed ho gaya hai

jaisa ki aap ye photo mai dekh sakte hai jo hamare respected member ritwik kapoor ji ne banayi hai~~~ 2022 mai bhangad mohalla new york se bhi aage hoga

jai bhangad mohalla

National Weapon of India ~ Desi Katta

Myself Shooter, presents to you the national weapon of India ~ the desi katta. It was originated in India as a low cost alternative to pistol. Usually available through unauthorized sources within a price range of rs 1500-4500.

Gun ownership in India is a 'privilege' under the Arms Act of 1959 which allows civilians to procure a license if they can prove threat to their life. Proving the 'threat' is not too difficult — the right FIR would do — but the process of getting an approved license is long and tedious.

Solution? An unlicensed market that thrives on smuggled and homegrown firearms - DESI KATTA.

If you know the right people, getting a desi katta isn't a problem. The only hitch is that a desi katta comes without a guarantee and can, sometimes, even backfire. And unlike a pistol magazine which has six to seven cartridges, you can take only one shot with the desi.

This 'little backfiring' problem doesn't bother most users in India. People like to own one and although they may never use, they like to carry it because friends and girlfriends feel 'safe' and cool with you.

singlebuchi ke next generation ke CEO aur chairman ka janam hone wala hai --- Baby Shooter

 

sojanye se aaj mai bohot badi khabar laya hu.... hamare CEO shooter ji ki shadi fix ho gai hai.... iska matlab singlebuchi ke next generation ke CEO aur chairman ka janam hone wala hai.....

kon hoga hamare next CEO aur chairman???

Eminem: first 6 months
Vinash: next 6-12 months

 

 

Saleem pichkari ji ka naam saleem pichkari ji kaise pada?

Hovey

Myself shooter aaj ek khulasa karne ja raha hu..... aaj Mai aaj reveal karunga ki saleem pichkari ji ka naam saleem pichkari ji kaise pada..

ye 2007 ki baat hai

duggal colony ke sify cyber cafe mai saleem mir ji kafi baar jaya karte thay

wo kafi research karte thay pinkworld aur triple x pe

lazmi hai hasthmanthan toh apne aap shuru ho jata hai aise mai

ek din sify cyber cafe wale sardar uncle ne darwaza khol dia aur hadbadahat mai saleem mir ji se spearm sardar uncle ki kali pant pe lag gaya......

uske baad sardar uncle ne saleem mir ji entry block kardi

jab se saleem mir ji ka naam saleem pichkari pada....

wah

wah

Kya muslim bhai hove?

myself shooter..aaj garv phanne ji se ssath badi baat chali..

aaj ek badi mehettavpooran baat batane ja raha hu sabko..

ek bada sawaal~~~~~~~~~ kya muslim bhai hove?

ek bada jawab ~~~~~~~~~~~ han muslim bhai hove

ye sirf kuch muslim hove jinhone beda garg kar rakha hai

jo muslim bhai na hove wo hove ye aale muslim.....

jo atankwad phailavey
jo massom ko tarsavey
jo gau mata ka apman kare
jo mandir ke aale mai todne ko kosis kare
jo manas khave
jo rishton mai darar dale
jo phane ke aale mai aale hove

han toh ji baat saaf hai.. muslim bhi apni bhai hove

Modi bange prime minister ek bar phir

myself shooter aaj apni zindagi ka sabse bada sojanye dene ja raha hu..

kai mahino ki kadi menhnat se jo hamne modi ji ke liye campaign kia wo aaj rang laya hai..

wo sab rally, road show, social media, regional bol bala sab kamyab hue hai..

saari mehnat rang layi hai...

hamne modi ji ko ek baar phir se pradhan mantri bana dia hai...

JAI HINDUSTAN
JAI GARV PHANNE JI
JAI MODI JI
JAI BHARAT MAHAN
JAI RAMESH BHIDHUDI JI

singlebuchi aale twitter ke aale mai

sojanye se myself shooter sojanye deta hu garv phanne ji ko aur pradhan mantri narendra modi ji ko..

aaj ham modi ji ko jitane ke liye jee jaaan laga ke kaam kar kare hai

isliye hamne twitter pe bhi bol bala karne ki thaan li hai.......

modi ji ko jeeta ke rahenge

namo jinda bad

sab follow karlo single buchi ko twitter pe aur bol bala shuru kardo

https://twitter.com/singlebuchi

bhagwan apke sath hai jab tak namo ka hath hai........................

Successful committee members of singlebuchi

Sojanye se myself shooter aaj dher saari yaadein tazaa karna chhta hu
aaj tak ham SB ki site pe dher saari logon ka samman bhadya
dher saare logon se factory pe mile
dher saare bohot ache logon se business kia apne best dino mai

wo sab log aaj bohot aage bhad gaye hai..
garv phanne ji ne kaha ki sabse puch ya pata kar ki kaha hai sab aaj

kyuki in sab ke sath SB hamesha juda hai isliye wo itna aage bhad paye hai

maine ek jabardast list banayi hai sabki

isme jaise jaise pata lagta jayega aur add karunga

asha kartu hu aapko bohot pasand aye ye mehnat

Vandit verma~senior analyst, infosys
Khadu bhai~interest money loan business
dharampal bhairoy~delhi jal board
Mohit Shukla~ceo, instamojo
Chiru satta champ (Yogesh Rajput)~dWise HealthCare IT Solutions Pvt. Ltd.
shashank shridhar~IBM
Gurang Gulshan~Ministry of Housing and Urban Affairs
Jyoti parkash ji~Singapore High Commision
rakesh bhai~multiple business in dubai
jasleen singh~housewife
nindy kaur~singer
maokamna jain~job in flipkart
yash sinha~jobless
udit maini~Garage society coworking programming executive, part time cheating coaching teacher
keshav sharma~baba
sumit~building material business

Surjit~amex
sachin pathak~meerut complex
princy mangla~EXL human resource executive
Sumit Dhaiya~CEO Extreme CLUB
palak singhal~housewife
Madhu chamatan~sex

Brijesh bhai~jeb katre, chaku gang
vinesh thakur~CEO avsim revolution
dhairya sharma~jism phiroshi
josep~no idea
misaha~no idea
himanshu arora~hasthmanthan
Javed Miyan Ji Pappu~ furniture business
sanit jain~ragad pel business
himani badola~international burgers business
paris hilton~international actoress
rajiv gupta~jobless

Yogesh Rajput (Chiru)~ owner, dwise healthcare it solutions Pvt Ltd

sanjana ji~corporate lawyer at ABB associates
shubham agarwal~splash water tanks
santosh chaudhary~interest money collection business
munjaal ji~owner of maa jagdamba fast food vila
mohit siwas~dwarka electricity board
bunty sangwan~ property dealer
Neeraj shokeen~pepsi distributorship
Sandeep Singh Pundir ji~ICSI company secretary

and myself Shooter machine learning specialist at HCL......😀

Aaaageee hai chunaav!!!

myself shooter bohot hi jada khush hu ye batate hue ki garv phanne ji ne ailaan kar dia hai ki wo apna poora 1000% sojanye denge hamare great prime minister chowkidar aale NARENDRA MODI ko!!

Garv phanne ji denge naitritav.. sab bhari bahumat se modi ji ko jitao!!!

kon banega ceo!!!!!!

myself shooter ji comiti ka naya director sojanye deta hu alia bhat ji aur garv ji ko.

HAME TALASH HAI USKI JO JAHAN BADAL DE
HAME TALASH HAI USKI JO COMITI KO EK BAR PHIR EK NUMBER BANA DE

KON BANEGA NAYA CEO??

umeedwar banne ke liye apne naam bheje plzz

BADI KHABAR!!!!!! KESHAV SHARMA JI KI NAYA CLUB

BOHOT BADI KHABAR PATA LAGI HAI

Neeraj ji se pata laga hai ki keshav sharma ji hamare purane ceo ne koi nayi comitey kholne ki tyari mai hai

IAMCEOBIYATCH CLUB

naam rakhenge

garv ji phone na utha rahe hai

kya karu

Nirmal phanke aale resign

myself shooter ji comitey ka naya ceo bohot hi jada dukhi hu

mai batana chahta hu ki

hamre aale ke

shashank shridhar nirmal phanke aale resign kar diye hai

mana ja raha hai ki ye keshav sharma ke sath milke comitey ke khilaf chaal chal rahe hai

inki DHARAMPAL BHAIROYE PHANNE AALE hamare naye leader se bane na hai

kya koi nayi comitey bana rahe hai keshav sharma iamceobiyatch aale????????

naya rule aaga haiiiii

myself shooter ji singlebuchi comiteyy ka naya ceo bohot hi jada khush hu aur sojanye deta hu purane ceo keshav sharma iamceobiyatch aale aur naye leader dharampal bhairoye ji ko

hamare naye leader ne naya rule paas kia hai

ab banega singlebuchi whatsapp ka group

group se sab jaldi pata lagega

notoice aur phamarmaan jaldi jari honge

whatsappp ka group myself ceo shooter ji ke naitritav mai hai

Naye leader ka naam

myself shooter ji comitey ka naya ceo

banatana chahta hu ki hamare naye leader ne naam change karne ka phasala kiya hai

ab se inka naam

Dharmapal Bhairoye PHANNE aale hai

respected leaer

poora sojanye

hamare naye leader

myself shooter ji comitey ka naya CEO ban gaya hu
bohot ji jada khush hu

mai batana chahta hu ki garv ji ne honeymoon pe jaane se pehle saare kaam samjha diye hai

sabse badi khabar aagai hai

keshav sharma iamceobiaytch aale, shashank shridhar nirmal phanke aale aur sandeep singh scooter aale mai ghamasan thi

pas garv ji ko koi dependable leader chahiye tha

isliye

hamare table number 3 ke

DHARAMPAL BHAIROYE JI BAN GAYE HAI NAYE LEADER

bhadhaiyan bhadhaiyan

Keshav Sharma resign.....

myself KESHAV SHARMA IAMCEOBIYATCH aale
bohot hi jada gusse mai hu

manne soch liya hai

KOI PHARMAAN JARI NAHI HOGA

Han ab koi pharmaan jari nahi karuga...karunga toh bas resignation

mai hamesa ke liye committee quit kar dunga agar merte naya leader na banaya...

final decision 

kon banega agla leader

mysellf sachin pathak comitey ka hone aala ceo bhott hi jada khush hu
comitey members ka nasha utra na hai

28 ko bane hai naya director cometey ka

dekho kon banega

keshav sharma ji iamceobiyatch aale
shashank shridjhar ji nirmal aale
sandeep singh ji scooter aale

garv ji ne voting se saaf inkar kiya hai

keshav sharma ji mooh phulaye beithey hai
party mai bhi ghana rola na kara aur brother mai se bhi delete kar dia

shridhar ji poora sojanye de rahe hai garv ji ko har din

sandeep singh ji ne property sell karai hai
ye dum aale bandey hai

aasa karta hu agla leader garv ji jitna bada hi mahaan ho ;p

WO DIN AAAAGAAAA HAII!!!!

AAJ DUNIA KA SABSE BADA DIN HAI

AAJ HAMARE AALE SINGLEBUCHI COMMITTEE KE LEADER GARV PHANNE JI KI SHADI HAI

POORI COMMITTEE NAITRITAV DENE MAI LAGI HUI HAI

AAJ SABKO MAA KASAM HAI

DANCE FLOOR TOD DENA NACH NACH KE

AAJ KHOOB ROLA MACHNA CHAHIYE

SAB PHAAD HONA CHAHIYE

MYSELF KESHAV SHARMA IAMCEOBIYATCH AALE CEO POORI COMMITTEE KI TARAF SE SOJANYE DETA HU GARV JI KO

Tabah kar dunga

myself KESHAV SHARMA CEO IAMCEOBIYATCH aale bohot gusse mai hu

manne apni saari life committee mai laga di aur jab baat naya leader banane ki ayi to ek 2 saal purane shashank shridhar nirmal phanke waale ko banave??

yo sahi na hai

khilaf hu iske

mai 2 din ke andar apna pharmaan jari kar dunga

mera pharmaan nahi mana gaya toh mai club tyag dunga aur ghor tabahi kar dunga

committee ke saare raj khol dunga

badi khabar breaking news

hamare aale leader garv phanne ji aur iamceobityach aale keshav sharma ceo mai ghamasan ladai ho gai hai

ceo ji ne garv ji ko facebook ke aale mai se brother mai se delete kar dia hai

myself shooter poori koshish kar ra hu baat ki teh tak jane ki

aisa pehli baar hua hai

You missed a call from Shashank.

• Garv Singhal
  

  
  

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  facebook pae
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  kya halchal??
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  tagdi halchal

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  nangi

ji kya seekh milti hai apko ise???