Sunday, December 6, 2020

Buchi ji ki hogai shadi!!!!!!!! sabko bhadai

 

sojanye se

ho gai hai shadi hamare founding chairman ki

ab wo honeymoon pe ja rahe hai isliye jisne bhi iss time unko pareshan kia uspe aaand mand ki gaali hai

committee massani ground pe dawaat rakhi hai kal shaam

corona ke hisab se aana

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Shooter ji ki shapat

 


sojanye se myself shooter ji ceo tuglakabad gaam wale

aaj mai aap sabke samne shapat leta hu ki apne jiwan mai buchi ji shaan ko sabse upar rakhunga

jitni seva ho payegi wo puri karunga~~~ jaan bhi deni padi toh dunga

jo bucchi ji ke baaare mai untt shantt bolta dikha toh uski aisi taisi kar dungga

puri seva kaunga saaf mann se

mann mai biswas pura hai biswaas

bucchi ji jindabaad
modi ji jindabaad
phanne aali mata jindabaaad

Saturday, November 7, 2020

Buchi ji ki shadi hui pakki!! ab hogi maha party


 

Sojanye se

Myself shooter ji apka favourite ceo in singlebuchi ke aale mai

Aaj mai itni badi news laya hu ki aap khushi se jhoom uthenge
Dharti kaap jayegi
Kyuki hamare founding chairman Buchi ji ki shadi pakki ho gai hai

5 December ko naach naach ke dance floor tod dena hai sab members ne milke

ye moka dubara nahi milega

jai phanne aali mata

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Buchi ji ka hua bhahishkar ~ ab hoga virodh pradarshan

 


sojanye se~~ myself shooter ji~~

aaj mai bohot badi khabar laya hu

hamare cheif photoshop officer ne hamare chairperson buchi ji ka bahishkar aur maan hani kia hai~~

bohot ghamaasan ladai hone ke aasar hai~~ kuch bhi ho sakta hai situation bohot tense hai

 dono hi members poori committee ke bohot aziz hai isliye mamla pechida hai~~

myself shooter ji CEO hone ke naate resolution karane ka pran leta hu

asha karta hu ek baar phir prem aur bhaichara bana rahega

jai phanne aale mata

Sunday, August 23, 2020

What is Bhangad Virus?

 


sojanye se 

myself shooter ji ~~ best ceo of the world

jaisa ki aapne suna hi hoga ki kaafi din se news mai aa raha hai ki ek naya virus market mai aa gaya hai. iss naye virus ko scientsists ne naam dia hai BHANGAD VIRUS. 

ye naam isliye dia gaya hai kyuki iska origin Bhangad Mohalla, Tuglakabad Village, New delhi mai paya gaya hai. Myself shooter ji mujhe ye hua tha par thik ho gaya.

Iske symptoms hai:

  • black potty
  • stomach pain
  • butt pain
  • mild piles
  •  thigh cramps

Iska illaj:

abhi mila nahi hai~~~ sab dhund rahe hai~~ asha karta hu mil jayega

Saturday, August 15, 2020

How to wear mask to get coronavirus infection?

sojanye se

myself shooter ji apka pyara CEO

Aaj mai pesh karta hu hamari pyari somya ji ki coronavirus special pictures. isme inhone dikhaya hai ki kaise pehne mask coronavirus infection se infect hone ke liye.

maza hi aa gaya~~~ wah re wah~~ jai phanne aali mata

 

 







 

Friday, August 7, 2020

Bohot bhadhaiyan~ ho gai shadi Vinesh ji ki

sojanye se myself ceo shooter ji 

aaj mujhe bohot khushi hai ye batate hue ki mere right hand vinesh ji ki shadi ho gai hai~~~ ye single buchi committee ke founding member, cheif design officer, lead photoshop specialist hain. Inhone 2009 mai akshay khanna ji se sath milke AVSIM Revolution jaise bade revolution ki sthapana ki thi.

Aaj hum saari committee ki taraf se vinesh ji ko apni paawan shadi ki bohot bohot bhadiyan dete hai

jai phanna~~ jai mata di ~~ jai modi ji

Tuesday, March 3, 2020

SingleBuchi now on instagram!!!


sojanye se

myself respected shooter ji

ek badi khabar ayi hai dunia ke aale mai

singlebuchi aale ab aage hai instagram ke aale mai~~~~~~

abb avega bohot maja~~~~

sab follow kar lo abhi ki abhi

https://www.instagram.com/singlebuchi/

Monday, March 2, 2020

Coronavirus can be cured 100% with Aloo Parantha

Sojanye se myself shooter ji~~~

Mai aaj ye saari dunia ko batana chahta hu ki asthal mandir ke kirti shyam lal maharaj ne bataya hai ki corona virus ka ek hi illaj hai.. aalo ke paranthay~~

Mata na naam leke Daba ke aaloo ke paranthay khao aachar aur butter laga ke.. isse high fat organisms electrons ke sath mil ke body ko corona ke virus se ladne ki shakti dete hai~~~~~~~~

Jai mata di~~~ Bach gaye

Bhangad mohalla is world's best mohalla

sojanye se

myself apka pyara shooter ji

aaj ek elaan karta hu ki bhangad mohalla ab tak ki duniya ke aale mai best mohalla hai.....................................

2007 mai ye slum type tha par aaj ekdum developed ho gaya hai

jaisa ki aap ye photo mai dekh sakte hai jo hamare respected member ritwik kapoor ji ne banayi hai~~~ 2022 mai bhangad mohalla new york se bhi aage hoga

jai bhangad mohalla