Wednesday, August 14, 2019

National Weapon of India ~ Desi Katta


Myself Shooter, presents to you the national weapon of India ~ the desi katta. It was originated in India as a low cost alternative to pistol. Usually available through unauthorized sources within a price range of rs 1500-4500.

Gun ownership in India is a 'privilege' under the Arms Act of 1959 which allows civilians to procure a license if they can prove threat to their life. Proving the 'threat' is not too difficult — the right FIR would do — but the process of getting an approved license is long and tedious.

Solution? An unlicensed market that thrives on smuggled and homegrown firearms - DESI KATTA.

If you know the right people, getting a desi katta isn't a problem. The only hitch is that a desi katta comes without a guarantee and can, sometimes, even backfire. And unlike a pistol magazine which has six to seven cartridges, you can take only one shot with the desi.

This 'little backfiring' problem doesn't bother most users in India. People like to own one and although they may never use, they like to carry it because friends and girlfriends feel 'safe' and cool with you.

Monday, August 12, 2019

singlebuchi ke next generation ke CEO aur chairman ka janam hone wala hai --- Baby Shooter

 


sojanye se aaj mai bohot badi khabar laya hu.... hamare CEO shooter ji ki shadi fix ho gai hai.... iska matlab singlebuchi ke next generation ke CEO aur chairman ka janam hone wala hai.....

kon hoga hamare next CEO aur chairman???

Eminem: first 6 months
Vinash: next 6-12 months

 

 

Saturday, July 13, 2019

Saleem pichkari ji ka naam saleem pichkari ji kaise pada?



Hovey

Myself shooter aaj ek khulasa karne ja raha hu..... aaj Mai aaj reveal karunga ki saleem pichkari ji ka naam saleem pichkari ji kaise pada..

ye 2007 ki baat hai

duggal colony ke sify cyber cafe mai saleem mir ji kafi baar jaya karte thay

wo kafi research karte thay pinkworld aur triple x pe

lazmi hai hasthmanthan toh apne aap shuru ho jata hai aise mai

ek din sify cyber cafe wale sardar uncle ne darwaza khol dia aur hadbadahat mai saleem mir ji se spearm sardar uncle ki kali pant pe lag gaya......

uske baad sardar uncle ne saleem mir ji entry block kardi

jab se saleem mir ji ka naam saleem pichkari pada....

wah

wah


Wednesday, June 12, 2019

Kya muslim bhai hove?


myself shooter..aaj garv phanne ji se ssath badi baat chali..

aaj ek badi mehettavpooran baat batane ja raha hu sabko..

ek bada sawaal~~~~~~~~~ kya muslim bhai hove?

ek bada jawab ~~~~~~~~~~~ han muslim bhai hove

ye sirf kuch muslim hove jinhone beda garg kar rakha hai

jo muslim bhai na hove wo hove ye aale muslim.....

jo atankwad phailavey
jo massom ko tarsavey
jo gau mata ka apman kare
jo mandir ke aale mai todne ko kosis kare
jo manas khave
jo rishton mai darar dale
jo phane ke aale mai aale hove

han toh ji baat saaf hai.. muslim bhi apni bhai hove

Thursday, May 23, 2019

Modi bange prime minister ek bar phir


myself shooter aaj apni zindagi ka sabse bada sojanye dene ja raha hu..

kai mahino ki kadi menhnat se jo hamne modi ji ke liye campaign kia wo aaj rang laya hai..

wo sab rally, road show, social media, regional bol bala sab kamyab hue hai..

saari mehnat rang layi hai...

hamne modi ji ko ek baar phir se pradhan mantri bana dia hai...

JAI HINDUSTAN
JAI GARV PHANNE JI
JAI MODI JI
JAI BHARAT MAHAN
JAI RAMESH BHIDHUDI JI

Monday, April 29, 2019

singlebuchi aale twitter ke aale mai



sojanye se myself shooter sojanye deta hu garv phanne ji ko aur pradhan mantri narendra modi ji ko..

aaj ham modi ji ko jitane ke liye jee jaaan laga ke kaam kar kare hai

isliye hamne twitter pe bhi bol bala karne ki thaan li hai.......

modi ji ko jeeta ke rahenge

namo jinda bad

sab follow karlo single buchi ko twitter pe aur bol bala shuru kardo

https://twitter.com/singlebuchi

bhagwan apke sath hai jab tak namo ka hath hai........................

Successful committee members of singlebuchi


Sojanye se myself shooter aaj dher saari yaadein tazaa karna chhta hu
aaj tak ham SB ki site pe dher saari logon ka samman bhadya
dher saare logon se factory pe mile
dher saare bohot ache logon se business kia apne best dino mai

wo sab log aaj bohot aage bhad gaye hai..
garv phanne ji ne kaha ki sabse puch ya pata kar ki kaha hai sab aaj

kyuki in sab ke sath SB hamesha juda hai isliye wo itna aage bhad paye hai

maine ek jabardast list banayi hai sabki

isme jaise jaise pata lagta jayega aur add karunga

asha kartu hu aapko bohot pasand aye ye mehnat

Vandit verma~senior analyst, infosys
Khadu bhai~interest money loan business
dharampal bhairoy~delhi jal board
Mohit Shukla~ceo, instamojo
Chiru satta champ (Yogesh Rajput)~dWise HealthCare IT Solutions Pvt. Ltd.
shashank shridhar~IBM
Gurang Gulshan~Ministry of Housing and Urban Affairs
Jyoti parkash ji~Singapore High Commision
rakesh bhai~multiple business in dubai
jasleen singh~housewife
nindy kaur~singer
maokamna jain~job in flipkart
yash sinha~jobless
udit maini~Garage society coworking programming executive, part time cheating coaching teacher
keshav sharma~baba
sumit~building material business
Surjit~amex
sachin pathak~meerut complex
princy mangla~EXL human resource executive
Sumit Dhaiya~CEO Extreme CLUB
palak singhal~housewife
Madhu chamatan~sex
Brijesh bhai~jeb katre, chaku gang
vinesh thakur~CEO avsim revolution
dhairya sharma~jism phiroshi
josep~no idea
misaha~no idea
himanshu arora~hasthmanthan
Javed Miyan Ji Pappu~ furniture business
sanit jain~ragad pel business
himani badola~international burgers business
paris hilton~international actoress
rajiv gupta~jobless
Yogesh Rajput (Chiru)~ owner, dwise healthcare it solutions Pvt Ltd
sanjana ji~corporate lawyer at ABB associates
shubham agarwal~splash water tanks
santosh chaudhary~interest money collection business
munjaal ji~owner of maa jagdamba fast food vila
mohit siwas~dwarka electricity board
bunty sangwan~ property dealer
Neeraj shokeen~pepsi distributorship
Sandeep Singh Pundir ji~ICSI company secretary

and myself Shooter machine learning specialist at HCL......😀

Sunday, April 21, 2019

Aaaageee hai chunaav!!!



myself shooter bohot hi jada khush hu ye batate hue ki garv phanne ji ne ailaan kar dia hai ki wo apna poora 1000% sojanye denge hamare great prime minister chowkidar aale NARENDRA MODI ko!!

Garv phanne ji denge naitritav.. sab bhari bahumat se modi ji ko jitao!!!