Vinesh Thakur resign Xtreme Club and join SingleBuchi

Vinesh Thakur AVSIM REVOLUTION AALE resign kar diye hai xtreme club se. Wo waha pe CEO the.

Ab wo singlebuchi ke core committee member ban gaye hai.

mubaarak

sojanye se keshav sharma achi achi news lata hu

Pyar mai dhoka

Yar maine apni bndi ki kiss kr li thi....maine socha aage piche koi ni tha bt ek mam ne hme dekh liya tha...usne meri mummy ko aur ldki k ghar phone kr diya....mai jb ghar gya to dekha ki us ldki ki mom mere ghar baithi thi.....aur yaar meri pdos wali se bhi bht pyar krta tha n wo b mujhse krti thi.....us wakt pdosan v wahi thi....uske saamne hi meri mom mujhe sunaane lgi.....yaar us din k baad meri pdosan ne mujhse baat tk ni ki.....
dono hath se nikal gyi yaar.. ab kya karu?

my story Sachin Pathak

WINNER OF SHAKTI PRADARSHAN 2013

GARV JI JEET GAYE HAI SHAKTI PRADARSHAN 2013 WAH RE WAHHHH

23 PEOPLE NAE PRATIYOGITA MAI PART LIYA JISME SE 6 LOG XTREME CLUB KE THE.

GARV JI MAINLY APNI NAYI SLS KI WAHAH SE SINGLEBUCHI KA NAAM ROSHAN KIYA HAI.

SOJANYE SE MYSELF KESHAV SHARMA BOHOT HI JADA KHUSH.

Potty in pant school time

Myself Sharbat sharma with keshav sharma ceo aale pesh karta hu REAL LIFE STORY ek ladke hi uski hi jubani.

Usne request kari hai ki ham uska naam na daale so ham usko haggemaaru bolenege.

storey hai:

I was in 9th std. That time... I had extra bit of breakfast that morning n evn i hadn't gone for potti that day.. So when I reached school.. Meko bahot jor ki lagi.. Bt me control krne lga.. Socha ki ghar jane pe karunga... So thodi der baad thoda relax ho gaya.. Par sala recess me aur 2 vada pav kha liya..
Tb toh maja aaya bt bc jb vapas class me betha toh itni jor ki aayi ki aisa laga jaise pant pe hi kar dunga.. So, me teacher se permission leke bhagte bhagte toilet gaya.. Me apna pant kholne lga bt wtf mera belt ka hook tight tha.. Kitna power lgaya bt ni khula so me socha ki khada raha yahi toh ho jaegi pant pe, me vapas bhag k class me gaya aur ekdam force lgake bench pe beth gaya taki nikal na jaye... Me krte raha cntrl.. Tabhi last bell hui.. A huge sigh of relief..aah.. Bt bc then I realized ki abhi toh khade rehna he prayer k liye.. Lo lg gaye.. Fir bhi apne bum ka sara support pichhe k bench se leke khada raha.. Last line tha prayer ka.. Bt finally ek force k saath pant pe hi kr di mene potti.. Vo b bahot sari, I felt ki vo slip ho rahe the pant se niche tk.. Bt as everybody was busy in going home..nobody noticed me.. And me toh full pant pe tha.. Me jhuk jhuk k ghar pahocha.. N vaha fatak se toilet me gaya.. Washout kia n pant ko garbage bin me dispose kr diya...

Aaj bhi voh din sochke bahot embarassing feel hota he bt kya karu.. Bt thank god.. Ye baat kisi ko pta ni chali...

Yash Sinha Professional Sites

Today I want to introduce our internet department specialist yash sinha jo provide karte hai kam rate mai super sites. ye har prakar ki site bechte hai.

price list
.com 30 ruppes
webs 12 ruppes
blogspot 50 ruppes
.tk 400 ruppes

ye price sirf single buchi ke members ke liye hai

inhe yaha pe contact kijiye

www.facebook.com/yash.arctech

reporter - Sojanye se myself your favourite CEO keshav sharma bohot hi jada khush

Black mAN nigro man allowed in committee

Myself KESHAV SHARMA CEO AALE aaj bohot hi jada khush hu batake ki jyoti prakash ji ne phasala liya tha ki committee mai kaale manas jab tak allowed na havenge jab tak unpe ghane saare paise, man man karna band karenege aur mast phaad hindi bolenege.

aaja wo din aaga hai isliye garv ji nae abhi tak 2 kaale manas ki entry allowed kare hai

josep
misaha

aur kisi kaale manas ko entry ke liye table number 3 pe jaake dharampal bhairoye ji se baat karni padegi.

congratulations black man nigro man

khoob kamao mast jio
life singlebuchi style

reporter sachin pathak

Shakti Pradarshan on Friday

Myself Sharbat Sharma (New leader in singlebuchi new muscles department) sabko chahta hu ki Shakti Pradarshan mai apni powers ko showcase kare.

type of powers -

muscles
strong body
cars
phones
expensive objects

prize -

5000 rupees cash and certificate of honor by Garv Ji (Chairman)

Time 5 baje se start
friday
12 july 2013

sojanye se keshav sharma

Himanshu Arora Kare Phaad Phaad Phanne & Lovley cream ke sath

Myself Keshav Sharma with Sachin Pathak bahot khush hu ye announce karte huye ki phanne aali mata k aashirwad se hamne "Phanne & Lovley" fairness cream ka invention kia hai. Isko lagane k bad sab mast phaad ho jate hain.

model: Himanshu Arora (brand ambassador aka chikne phanne aala)

Committee Members of SingleBuchi

After promotion of Jyoti Prakash Ji in Singapore our new chairman is Garv Ji and see new member list here:

Committee humbly announces new list of members:

Directors
Garv Ji - Chaiman
Dharampal Bhairoye Ji

CEO
Keshav Sharma Ji

Finance & Violence Department
Sharbat Sharma Ji Leader
Sandeep Singh Ji
Dholak Sharma Ji
Scooter Ji
Shashank Shridhar Ji
Yogesh Rajput Ji
Hardeep Singh Bathodiya Ji
Sambhav Pandey Ji

Internet Deaprtment
Keshav Sharma Ji
Yash Sinha Ji
Gaurang Gulshan Ji
Shooter (Bhumesh Tanwar) Ji
Sachin Pathak Ji
Mohit Shukla Ji

Garv Ji and Sanit jain ji made super drawings

Myself Keshav Sharma with Sachin Pathak sojanye deta hu Garv Ji and Sanit jain ji ko jo bana rahe hai ek ke baad ek mast phaad drawings.

Rang birange phal, sabjiya aur phool and safeed aur kaali gadiyo ki drawing banani inki speciality hai.

Comment niche to get you face drawing. Price is 200 rs.

Sojanye se Keshav Sharma CEO aale

Dawaat farewell in honor of director Jyoti Prakash Ji

Myself keshav sharma ceo aale aaj bohot hi jada khush hu batake ki ab tak hi sabse badi dawat ho rahi hai Jyoti Prakash Ji ko good bye karne ki.

Samajh hi na aara itna khush kyu ho ra hu.

Khane mai Madangir ke Saajan Restaurent se saara khana ayega.

Butter chickern
paneer butter masala
chicken kabab
beer

Poori dawat ka sojanye denge Garv ji

Congratulations Jyoti Prakash Ji For Lifetime Achievement

Today we want to congratulate our Chairman and Director who is going to Singapore for higher authority. He will be assigned more serious work from our lord Rakesh Bhai.

Words of Wisdom by Jyoti Prakash Ji

It has always been mixed feeling about working with young boys and girls who use new technology and fun to benefit the club. They bring new ideas and ways to make more profit. Now that I am leaving Garv Singhal will take my place and wish him very best for future. 

Thank you Jyoti Prakash sir for full 2 years of learning and work.

The whole SINGLEBUCHI Committee.

:)

Phanne Aali Mata Temple

Phanne Aali mata is the greatest god in Hindu religion. She is known as goddess of wealth and prosperity.

We singlebuchians strongly believe in her powers and blessings.

In her honor committee has decided to build a new temple where people will come, submit money and pray.

If you are interested in contributing to this development please meet Mr Dharampal Bhairoye Ji on table no. 3 in committee.

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Sojanye se myself Keshav sharma bohot hi jada khush u dharmik kaam karke.

Himani Badola international burgers available

Myself keshav sharma bohot hi jada khush hu batake ki singlebuchi nae kar li hai partnership

Himani Badola ji se jo hai burger making competition ki champion.

Inhone 1000 burger banaye hain.

menu

1. Gulab cheese fry burger - rs 4

2. burger do pyaza - rs 7

3. mcaloo tikki pure - rs 5

4. chawanprash special fry - rs 80

inhe contact kijiye yaha pe
http://www.facebook.com/himani.badola.1

singlebuchi ke members ke liye hi honge ye price, sorry.

reporter - sachin pathak with honorable CEO keshav sharma aale

Ladki ne new laptop lia

Ladki ne new laptop lia.
Khush hoke ghar pe gai
Sham.ko bhadkte hue vapis ai aur dukan wale se boli:ye lapi bekar he isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he.
Shopkeepr:not possible ye latest laptop he aur isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta.
Ap jara bataegi Kya ho raha he.?
Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai apne computer ko on kia mouse se right click karke file copy ki fir mouse nikal ke laptop me lagaya aur right click karke boli:dekho paste ka option kha he?
Shopkeeper behosh



Sojanye se
Sachin Pathak bohot jada khush

Garv Ji Pure People with Hollywood Actress on Red Carpet

AAJ MAI POORA SOJANYE DETA HU GARV JI KO APNE POORE HOSH AUR HAWAS MAI POORE BISHWAAS KE SATH MAI KESHAV SHARMA CEO SINGLEBUCHI INDIA CORPORATION LIMITED AALE CLUB KE NAITRITVE MAI.

BOHOT HI JADA KHUSH HU BATAKE KI GARV JI BANGE HAI PHAAD UNHONE HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS KO RED CARPET KE PHAAD KIYA.

MY COMPLETE SOJANYE

KESHAV SHARMA JI CEO AALE

Rajeev Gupta From Lajpat Nagar Block Non!! Done

mai sabko batana chahta hu ki 2 hafte pehle rajeev gupta nae dharampal bhairoye ji ko facebook se block kiya tha. Kai bar bolne ke baad bhi non nahi kiya.

Iski wajah se committee ke members 

Sandeep Singh Pundir Ji
Sachin Bhure Ji
Bhumesh Tanwar Ji
Hardeep Singh Bathodiya Ji

sab ko visit ke liye jana pada. Gupte ko 5000 hajar ka inclusive tax fine dena pada aur shooter ji ke naye white color ke sony vaio t series pe block non karwaya gaya. Marne ki jarurat na padi.

for any information regarding payments go to dharampal bhairoye ji on table number 3 in committee hall in singlebuchi club.

Sojanye se bohot hi jada khush sachin pathak kare phaad phaad keshav sharma ji ceo aale ke sath

Paris Hilton and Garv Singhal Ji Kare Mast Phaad Citywalk Pe

Aaj mai ye bata ke bohot khush hu ki committee ke liye Paris Hilton ji se baat chal rahi hai. Wo garv ji ki phaad friend hai wo toofani modeling karke club ko promote karengi.

Garv ji ko aaj sham 8 baje citywalk mai dekha gaya wo dono garv ji ki nayi sls mai nikle mall se jisme sirf do log beth sakte hai.

sojanye se
Reporter - keshav sharma (bohot jada khush)

Sanjana Ji - New Member mast faad! Welcome

Myself Keshav Sharma bohot hi jada khush hu samajh hi nahi aa raha kyu.

my introduce karna chahuga Sanjana Ji ko SINGLEBUCHI COMMITTEE MAI

MAINE INKE LIYE POEM LIKHI HAI

"Chaahe dukh ho, chaahe sukh ho
Dil ne tujhko hi pukaara
Tune humko hai banaaya
Tune humko hai sanwaara
Jahaan ko rab ka hai, humein tera hai sahaara
Bas tera saath ho, chaahe jo baat ho
Bas tera saath ho, chaahe jo baat ho
Tere kehne se kar jaayenge
Hum mar jaayenge ho o..
Hum mar jaayenge"

Sojanye se Keshav Sharma ceo

Garv Ji's new Mercedes Benz SLS AMG Roadster

Today i want to congratulate garv ji for his new car.

this new car is very special because this car is best car ever made by mercedes

garv ji paid 2.6 crore rupees for this new car.

Please everyone congratulate him.

http://www.facebook.com/garvphanne

- Sojanye se Keshav Sharma (bohot jada khush)

Strict orders facebook block non

garv ji ke strict order hai 
sabke block non karane hai
heavy satte 2013 ki tyri jo sor se chal rahi hai

6 logon se block non kiye hue hai
last date 31 may hai isliye jaldi non kardo

fine is 5000 rupees

- sojanye se shooter and keshav sharma ji

Keshav Sharma Kenny ji imceobiyatch aale Head of SINGLEBUCHI internet department

myself shooter bohot hi jada khush hu aur sojanye deta hu keshav sharma ji ke liye.

hamare internet aur hacking ke badshah ka promotion ho gaya hai

now keshav sharma ji is head of internet department

lot of respect

https://www.facebook.com/imceobiyatch

- shooter

Welcome to SINGLEBUCHI CLUB 2013

myself keshav sharma ji bohot hi jada khush hu.

i want to make announcement today

heavysatta 2013 will start in coming soon days

so myself keshav sharma will post all new things on site

please like single buchi facebook aala page now

https://www.facebook.com/singlebuchi?fref=ts