Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Vinesh Thakur resign Xtreme Club and join SingleBuchi



Vinesh Thakur AVSIM REVOLUTION AALE resign kar diye hai xtreme club se. Wo waha pe CEO the.

Ab wo singlebuchi ke core committee member ban gaye hai.

mubaarak

sojanye se keshav sharma achi achi news lata hu

Monday, July 15, 2013

Pyar mai dhoka



Yar maine apni bndi ki kiss kr li thi....maine socha aage piche koi ni tha bt ek mam ne hme dekh liya tha...usne meri mummy ko aur ldki k ghar phone kr diya....mai jb ghar gya to dekha ki us ldki ki mom mere ghar baithi thi.....aur yaar meri pdos wali se bhi bht pyar krta tha n wo b mujhse krti thi.....us wakt pdosan v wahi thi....uske saamne hi meri mom mujhe sunaane lgi.....yaar us din k baad meri pdosan ne mujhse baat tk ni ki.....
dono hath se nikal gyi yaar.. ab kya karu?

my story Sachin Pathak



WINNER OF SHAKTI PRADARSHAN 2013


GARV JI JEET GAYE HAI SHAKTI PRADARSHAN 2013 WAH RE WAHHHH

23 PEOPLE NAE PRATIYOGITA MAI PART LIYA JISME SE 6 LOG XTREME CLUB KE THE.

GARV JI MAINLY APNI NAYI SLS KI WAHAH SE SINGLEBUCHI KA NAAM ROSHAN KIYA HAI.

SOJANYE SE MYSELF KESHAV SHARMA BOHOT HI JADA KHUSH.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Potty in pant school time



Myself Sharbat sharma with keshav sharma ceo aale pesh karta hu REAL LIFE STORY ek ladke hi uski hi jubani.

Usne request kari hai ki ham uska naam na daale so ham usko haggemaaru bolenege.

storey hai:

I was in 9th std. That time... I had extra bit of breakfast that morning n evn i hadn't gone for potti that day.. So when I reached school.. Meko bahot jor ki lagi.. Bt me control krne lga.. Socha ki ghar jane pe karunga... So thodi der baad thoda relax ho gaya.. Par sala recess me aur 2 vada pav kha liya..
Tb toh maja aaya bt bc jb vapas class me betha toh itni jor ki aayi ki aisa laga jaise pant pe hi kar dunga.. So, me teacher se permission leke bhagte bhagte toilet gaya.. Me apna pant kholne lga bt wtf mera belt ka hook tight tha.. Kitna power lgaya bt ni khula so me socha ki khada raha yahi toh ho jaegi pant pe, me vapas bhag k class me gaya aur ekdam force lgake bench pe beth gaya taki nikal na jaye... Me krte raha cntrl.. Tabhi last bell hui.. A huge sigh of relief..aah.. Bt bc then I realized ki abhi toh khade rehna he prayer k liye.. Lo lg gaye.. Fir bhi apne bum ka sara support pichhe k bench se leke khada raha.. Last line tha prayer ka.. Bt finally ek force k saath pant pe hi kr di mene potti.. Vo b bahot sari, I felt ki vo slip ho rahe the pant se niche tk.. Bt as everybody was busy in going home..nobody noticed me.. And me toh full pant pe tha.. Me jhuk jhuk k ghar pahocha.. N vaha fatak se toilet me gaya.. Washout kia n pant ko garbage bin me dispose kr diya...

Aaj bhi voh din sochke bahot embarassing feel hota he bt kya karu.. Bt thank god.. Ye baat kisi ko pta ni chali...

Monday, July 8, 2013

Yash Sinha Professional Sites


Today I want to introduce our internet department specialist yash sinha jo provide karte hai kam rate mai super sites. ye har prakar ki site bechte hai.

price list
.com 30 ruppes
webs 12 ruppes
blogspot 50 ruppes
.tk 400 ruppes

ye price sirf single buchi ke members ke liye hai

inhe yaha pe contact kijiye

www.facebook.com/yash.arctech

reporter - Sojanye se myself your favourite CEO keshav sharma bohot hi jada khush

Black mAN nigro man allowed in committee


Myself KESHAV SHARMA CEO AALE aaj bohot hi jada khush hu batake ki jyoti prakash ji ne phasala liya tha ki committee mai kaale manas jab tak allowed na havenge jab tak unpe ghane saare paise, man man karna band karenege aur mast phaad hindi bolenege.

aaja wo din aaga hai isliye garv ji nae abhi tak 2 kaale manas ki entry allowed kare hai

josep
misaha

aur kisi kaale manas ko entry ke liye table number 3 pe jaake dharampal bhairoye ji se baat karni padegi.

congratulations black man nigro man

khoob kamao mast jio
life singlebuchi style

reporter sachin pathak

Shakti Pradarshan on Friday

Myself Sharbat Sharma (New leader in singlebuchi new muscles department) sabko chahta hu ki Shakti Pradarshan mai apni powers ko showcase kare.

type of powers -

muscles
strong body
cars
phones
expensive objects

prize -

5000 rupees cash and certificate of honor by Garv Ji (Chairman)

Time 5 baje se start
friday
12 july 2013

sojanye se keshav sharma

Friday, July 5, 2013

Himanshu Arora Kare Phaad Phaad Phanne & Lovley cream ke sath



Myself Keshav Sharma with Sachin Pathak bahot khush hu ye announce karte huye ki phanne aali mata k aashirwad se hamne "Phanne & Lovley" fairness cream ka invention kia hai. Isko lagane k bad sab mast phaad ho jate hain.


model: Himanshu Arora (brand ambassador aka chikne phanne aala)

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Committee Members of SingleBuchi

After promotion of Jyoti Prakash Ji in Singapore our new chairman is Garv Ji and see new member list here:

Committee humbly announces new list of members:

Directors
Garv Ji - Chaiman
Dharampal Bhairoye Ji

CEO
Keshav Sharma Ji

Finance & Violence Department
Sharbat Sharma Ji Leader
Sandeep Singh Ji
Dholak Sharma Ji
Scooter Ji
Shashank Shridhar Ji
Yogesh Rajput Ji
Hardeep Singh Bathodiya Ji
Sambhav Pandey Ji

Internet Deaprtment
Keshav Sharma Ji
Yash Sinha Ji
Gaurang Gulshan Ji
Shooter (Bhumesh Tanwar) Ji
Sachin Pathak Ji
Mohit Shukla Ji